Ardy's Musings

Nov 04
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OMG! This thing still on!?

Well, needless to say it’s been a while.

To be honest, there was never much interest in this blog thing anyway. BUT OH WELLS.

I thought I’d make a small music related post. Recently read @stuartastbury ‘s blog post and it inspired me to talk about music that none of you care about (Y)

My favourite album at the moment is Aenima by Tool. I can not stop listening to it!! Tool took me a while to get into, but now I am, I’m hooked :( This is a great album. I’ve listened to it everyday for weeks now, and it just doesn’t get old. I’m sure it will eventually, nothing stays fresh forever (except gelatin sweets, mmmm, cow ligaments), but for the time being it’s keeping me going.

Saying that though, I am listening to John Petrucci’s solo album, Suspended Animation right now. Another classic album. Albeit an instrumental album, but still a classic in my eyes. Instrumental albums require a certain taste, not many people seem to grasp the idea of no one singing in a song. Ok, so I know that technically it can’t be a song if no one is singing, but who’s the real pedant here. But then again, the guitar is one of the most expressive instruments out there. In the right hands, it can just as or more effective than a voice. And trust me, John Petrucci’s hands must have been crafted by god or something. That reminds me, here’s a picture I made at school a while ago that illustrates my point:

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Of course Dream Theater are still a big band and influence to me at the moment. But I’m starting to open up a bit and broaden my musical horizons. Actually, while I’m here I think I’ll ramble a bit about the Progressive Nation show I saw last month.

In a word: epic. First off, due to the general nerdiness of the crowd and fans, it was fairly easy to get to the front of merch stand lines, and generally near the front of the crowd. Already off to a good start (despite having 3 bottles of coke, all of which had to have their lids taken off upon entering wembley arena, annoying), I could see this was going to be good. The first band in no way set the bar at any particular level worth noting. If I had a list of the worst gig openers I’d ever seen it would be near the top (even higher than that kid who opened for Steve Vai with a crappy strat and tiny amp on his own). Next band, Big Elf, were amazing. Blew the first band (who’s name I have conveniently forgotten) straight out of London and the music universe in general. They sounded like Black Sabbath with more Hammond organ, and the singer (slash twin organ player) was so charismatic. I wouldn’t mind paying a little to see them again. The next band: Opeth. Legends in their own right, they owned the place. I had seen them once before at download, and the lead man,Michael Akerfeldt, was as funny and legendary as usual. Unfortunately the 3 bottles of coke I had before had caught up with me at this point, and had to make a quick escape before I exploded (BTW, best piss, EVER). Then the big guns. D TO THE REAM THEATER! Legends. One of the best shows. They opened with A Nightmare to Remember, a song off their new album, not their best but very good all the same. For the ‘death metal parody’ bit in the middle they called on the help of Mr. Akerfeldt, creating a fantastic atmosphere. I could go on about each song, but I’d be here all day. Another notable part was the huge drum solo. Mike Portnoy + all the other band’s drummers= epic drum solo. Also, Jordan Rudess had a screen next to him with an animation that played the same notes as him, rather cool. I’ll post a YouTube video to show you all its awesomeness. C ya later people who don’t read this :) xx

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Jun 19
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This a choone i made for music tech. I’m not 100% about it, I added a heavy metal part to it cos I was in the mood and thought all my previous works lacked the aggression that some music needs to have. There’re also some C-shape Major sweeps thrown in there as well because I like them and I thought it would make a good technical exercise for me cos I need to practice them, especially as I have got to record those guitar parts.

Feedback is very much appreciated.

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Jun 05
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HAHAHA LOLZ

Peter Serafinowicz gave me and his many followers this link to this funny youtube video. It is genius! They basically just use auto-tuners to make everyone sing in a single key, makes them seem like their singing. Like what many pop singers do these days, a technique adopted in particular by T-Pain. But it is just so funny, especially when they’re talking ‘bout global warming. Just watch and then watch the other ones.

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May 20
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Flight of the Conchords

They have a new series on BBC4 atm, but the only person I can be excited about with it is my sister. So I think I need to get people into Flight of the Conchords cos they are very awesome! Here’s a funny video from their series. Look them up on youtube as well.

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May 11
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OMG THIS IS THE TITS

My sister sent me this link. It’s a webpage of videos where people keep failing and then a cat plays the keyboard. IT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY. Instead of being lazy and making you go to the website, I’m gonna put the funniest videos up on here.

Bear with this next one, it’s so funny though.

It’s I like turtles boy!

That’s just a taster. Ima gonna post the link so you can look at others, there are loads of them. Have fun! http://playhimoffkeyboardcat.com/

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May 09
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!

That’s right, I laughed. I thought after my pretty epically boring post yesterday I’d post something funny today. And I’m not good at typing funny stuff unless I’m being retarded. So here’s a video that I remembered watching years ago and decided to watch today. It’s Weird Al Yankovic doing a parody interview type thing with Eminem. Of course it’s not really Eminem, but it’s sooo funny.

TRIPLE NEGATIVES FTW.

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May 08
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The Odyssey

Recently I’ve been a bit obessessive about a song by Symphony X called The Odyssey. So I looked it up and it’s about an actual story, one of two major ancient Greek epic poems attributed by Homer. So I started reading about it. It’s possiblyone of the most confusing storys ever, and even though I’ve been reading about it for days now I couldn’t really begin to tell you the story. But I still love it. And I now love the song even more now. So I thought that maybe about 1 in 5 of you would care, so I thought I’d put the story up here. It’s copied from Wikipedia (hence the links) mainly because I can’t remember half of it and it would take me hoursto write up. I’m so sorry for introducing you to Greek mythology and ancient literature.

The Odyssey

Telemachus, Odysseus’s son, is only a month old when Odysseus sets out for Troy to fight a war he wants no part of. At the point where the Odyssey begins, ten years after the end of the ten-year Trojan War, Telemachus is twenty and is sharing his absent father’s house on the island of Ithaca with his mother Penelope and a crowd of 108 boisterous young men, “the Suitors”, whose aim is to persuade Penelope that her husband is dead and that she should marry one of them.

Odysseus’s protector, the goddess Athena, discusses his fate with Zeus, king of the gods, at a moment when Odysseus’s enemy, the god of the sea Poseidon, is absent from Mount Olympus. Then, disguised as a Taphian chieftain named Mentes, she visits Telemachus to urge him to search for news of his father. He offers her hospitality; they observe the Suitors dining rowdily, and the bard Phemius performing a narrative poem for them. Penelope objects to Phemius’s theme, the “Return from Troy” because it reminds her of her missing husband, but Telemachus rebuts her objections.

That night, Athena disguised as Telemachus finds a ship and crew for the true Telemachus. Next morning, Telemachus calls an assembly of citizens of Ithaca to discuss what should be done to the suitors. Accompanied by Athena (now disguised as his friend Mentor), he departs for the Greek mainland and the household of Nestor, most venerable of the Greek warriors at Troy, now at home in Pylos. From there, Telemachus rides overland, accompanied by Nestor’s son, to Sparta, where he finds Menelaus and Helen, now reconciled. He is told that they returned to Greece after a long voyage by way of Egypt; there, on the magical island of Pharos, Menelaus encountered the old sea-god Proteus, who told him that Odysseus is a captive of the nymph Calypso. Incidentally, Telemachus learns the fate of Menelaus’ brother Agamemnon, king of Mycenae and leader of the Greeks at Troy, murdered on his return home by his wife Clytemnestra and her lover Aegisthus.

Charles Gleyre, Odysseus and Nausicaä

We then come to the story of Odysseus, who has spent seven years in captivity on Calypso’s island. She is persuaded to release him by the messenger god Hermes, who has been sent by Zeus. Odysseus builds a raft and is given clothing, food and drink by Calypso. It is wrecked by Poseidon, but Odysseus swims ashore on the island of Scherie, where, naked and exhausted, he hides in a pile of leaves and falls asleep. Next morning, awakened by the laughter of girls, he sees the young Nausicaa, who has gone to the seashore with her maids to wash clothes. He appeals to her for help. She encourages him to seek the hospitality of her parents, Arete and Alcinous. Odysseus is welcomed and is not at first asked for his name. He remains several days, takes part in a pentathlon, and hears the blind singer Demodocus perform two narrative poems. The first is an otherwise obscure incident of the Trojan War, the “Quarrel of Odysseus and Achilles”; the second is the amusing tale of a love affair between two Olympian gods, Ares and Aphrodite. Finally, Odysseus asks Demodocus to return to the Trojan War theme and tell of the Trojan Horse, a stratagem in which Odysseus had played a leading role. Unable to hide his emotion as he relives this episode, Odysseus at last reveals his identity. He then begins to tell the amazing story of his return from Troy.

Odysseus Overcome by Demodocus’ Song, by Francesco Hayez, 1813-15

After a piratical raid on Ismaros in the land of the Cicones, he and his twelve ships were driven off course by storms. They visited the lethargic Lotus-Eaters and were captured by the Cyclops Polyphemus, only escaping by blinding him with a wooden stake. They stayed with Aeolus, the master of the winds; he gave Odysseus a leather bag containing all the winds, except the west wind, a gift that should have ensured a safe return home. However, the sailors foolishly opened the bag while Odysseus slept thinking that it contained gold. All of the winds flew out and the resulting storm drove the ships back the way they had come, just as Ithaca came into sight.

After pleading in vain with Aeolus to help them again, they re-embarked and encountered the cannibal Laestrygones. Odysseus’s ship was the only one to escape. He sailed on and visited the witch-goddess Circe. She turned half of his men into swine after feeding them cheese and wine. Hermes warned Odysseus about Circe and gave Odysseus a drug called moly, a resistance to Circe’s magic. Circe, being attracted to Odysseus’ resistance, fell in love with him and released his men. Odysseus and his crew remained with her on the island for one year, while they feasted and drank. Finally, Odysseus’ men convinced Odysseus that it was time to leave for Ithaca. Guided by Circe’s instructions, Odysseus and his crew crossed the ocean and reached a harbor at the western edge of the world, where Odysseus sacrificed to the dead and summoned the spirit of the old prophet Tiresias to advise him. Next Odysseus met the spirit of his own mother, who had died of grief at his long absence; from her, he learned for the first time news of his own household, threatened by the greed of the suitors. Here, too, he met the spirits of famous women and famous men; notably he encountered the spirit of Agamemnon, of whose murder he now learned, who also warned him about the dangers of women (for Odysseus’ encounter with the dead, see also Nekuia).

Returning to Circe’s island, they were advised by her on the remaining stages of the journey. They skirted the land of the Sirens, passed between the many-headed monster Scylla and the whirlpool Charybdis, and landed on the island of Thrinacia. There, Odysseus’ men ignored the warnings of Tiresias and Circe, and hunted down the sacred cattle of the sun god Helios. This sacrilege was punished by a shipwreck in which all but Odysseus drowned. He was washed ashore on the island of Calypso, where she compelled him to remain as her lover for seven years before escaping.

Having listened with rapt attention to his story, the Phaeacians, who are skilled mariners, agree to help Odysseus get home. They deliver him at night, while he is fast asleep, to a hidden harbor on Ithaca. He finds his way to the hut of one of his own former slaves, the swineherd Eumaeus. Odysseus disguises himself as a wandering beggar in order to learn how things stand in his household. After dinner, he tells the farm laborers a fictitious tale of himself: he was born in Crete, had led a party of Cretans to fight alongside other Greeks in the Trojan War, and had then spent seven years at the court of the king of Egypt; finally he had been shipwrecked in Thesprotia and crossed from there to Ithaca.

Meanwhile, Telemachus sails home from Sparta, evading an ambush set by the suitors. He disembarks on the coast of Ithaca and makes for Eumaeus’s hut. Father and son meet; Odysseus identifies himself to Telemachus (but still not to Eumaeus) and they determine that the suitors must be killed. Telemachus gets home first. Accompanied by Eumaeus, Odysseus now returns to his own house, still pretending to be a beggar. He experiences the suitors’ rowdy behavior and plans their death. He meets Penelope: he tests her intentions with an invented story of his birth in Crete, where, he says, he once met Odysseus. Closely questioned, he adds that he had recently been in Thesprotia and had learned something there of Odysseus’s recent wanderings.

Odysseus’s identity is discovered by the housekeeper, Eurycleia, as she is washing his feet and discovers an old scar Odysseus got during a boar hunt; he swears her to secrecy. Next day, at Athena’s prompting, Penelope maneuvers the suitors into competing for her hand with an archery competition using Odysseus’ bow. Odysseus takes part in the competition himself; he alone is strong enough to string the bow and therefore wins. He turns his arrows on the suitors and with the help of Athena, Telemachus, Eumaeus and Philoteus the cowherd, all the suitors are killed. Odysseus and Telemachus hang twelve of their household maids, who had sex with the suitors; they mutilate and kill the goatherd Melanthius, who had mocked and abused Odysseus. Now at last, Odysseus identifies himself to Penelope. She is hesitant, but accepts him when he correctly describes to her the bed he built for her when they married.

The next day he and Telemachus visit the country farm of his old father Laertes, who likewise accepts his identity only when Odysseus correctly describes the orchard that Laertes once gave him.

The citizens of Ithaca have followed Odysseus on the road, planning to avenge the killing of the Suitors, their sons. Their leader points out that Odysseus has now caused the deaths of two generations of the men of Ithaca—his sailors, not one of whom survived, and the suitors, whom he has now executed. The goddess Athena intervenes and persuades both sides to give up the vendetta. After this, Ithaca is at peace once more, concluding the Odyssey.

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Apr 22
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100 Truths about me, stolen!

Yes, stolen off Fred, I’m bored and avoiding the IT work that’s due for tomorrow. Go me.

LAST:
1. Last beverage = Blackcurrent juice
2. Last phone call = erm, well some pre-recorded sales message thing phoned me a while ago
3. Last text message = some shit from my dad
4. Last song you listened = omg, broken zen :( i listened to Awake my Dream Theater going to sleep last night so it must have been Space-Dye Vest, really depressing song
5. Last time you cried = i do not know, aaaaages ago
SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice = no
7. Been cheated on = not really                                                                  8. Kissed someone & regretted it = no
9. Lost someone special = I guess                                                              10. Been depressed = often
11. Been drunk and threw up = only a tiny bit, and I cleaned myself up, so it was alright

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Red
13. Black
14. Purple, most colours really

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made new friends = well, i made new friends in this academic year lol          16. Fallen out of love = quite the opposite :)
17. Laughed until you cried = i dunno, dont think so
18. Met someone who changed you = yeah                                                  19. Found out who your true friends were = i guess                                        20. Found out someone was talking about you = i think quite a few people have talked about me                                                                                     21. Kissed anyone on your friend’s list = no

GENERAL:
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life = all of them   23. How many kids do you want to have = 2
24. Do you have any pets = yes, albert and dave, my pg tips monkey and connextions toy
25. Do you want to change your name = I’ve got used to it, it doesnt rhyme with much though so it’s good for not being made fun of
26. What did you do for your last birthday = i cant remember, nothing i think. Ate curry.
27. What time did you wake up today = 6:59
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = watching poker :/ i know it’s terrible
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = Download festival :D DREAM THEATER!
30. Last time you saw your Mother = About 10 hours ago
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? the subjects i picked
32. What are you listening to right now = Dream Theater
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = A fair few
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = ICT!
35. Most visited webpage = probably myspace, even though nothing interesting happens on it anymore :/
36. Whats your real name = Andrew George Davies
37. Nicknames = Ardy, Batman, Andy.
38. Relationship Status = Daisy :)
39. Zodiac sign = SCORPIO!
40. Male or female or transgendered = Male
41. Elementary = Hollybush
42. Middle School = Sele Farm
43. High school = Sele School/Simon Balle
44. Hair colour = Brown
45. Long or short = Long, but not super long, shoulder length.
46. Height = 5’11” and a bit ¬____¬
47. Do you have a crush on someone? = And then some.
48: What do you like about yourself? = haha my forearms :) they’r quite muscley and look cool in the right light lol
49. Piercings = Nah
50. Tattoos = No
51. Righty or lefty = Righty

FIRSTS :
52. First surgery = I dont think ever had porper surgery :/ i got bitten on the hand by a dog once and had a sling, years ago
53. First piercing = ^^^
54. First best friend = Nick
55. First sport you joined = Football, Bengeo Tigers :)
56. First vacation = I dunno
58. First crush = haha i dont know

RIGHT NOW
59. Eating = a process of taking in food to give you energy. I’m not doing that atm
61. I’m about to = Shout at my mum for not saying hello when coming in. And sneeze
62. Listening to = Already asked this m’love. Same song by Dream Theater lol 14 mins long
63. Waiting on = Mum to say hello

YOUR FUTURE :
64. Want kids? = Yes
65. Get married? = Yes
66. Careers in mind? = A session musician, a music industry producer or sound technician somewhere. Or a roadie or guitar tech. OR A ROCK STAR! haha nah
WHICH IS BETTER (in the opposite sex) :
67. Lips or eyes = I dunno, you don’t kiss eyes but you don’t really look at lips
68. Hugs or kisses = Hugs, they usually lead on to kiss
69. Shorter or taller= Shorter
70. Older or Younger = I dunno, if they’re much older than me then it kinda makes me feel smaller :/

I actually have no idea what happened to questions 71 to 75, but meh, I’m sure they sucked anyway.


EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger = Haha no
77. Drank hard liquor= yes
78. Lost glasses/contacts = No
79. Sex on first date = No, what do you take me for?? I don’t like you anymore.
80. Broken someone’s heart = I doubt it really.
81. Had your own heart broken = Yeah, all in the past now though.
82. Been arrested = ha, no, i been searched though
83. Turned someone down = ja
84. Cried when someone died = Yes
85. Liked a friend that is a girl? = lol I think so :)

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself = Oh god no.
87. Miracles = HA! Not in the way that the bible defines miracles.
88. Love at first sight = No
89. Heaven = Nah, not saying there isn’t one though, just not throwing myself in that religious hole.
90. Santa Clause = Yeah. He called parents.
91. Kissing on the first date = Remember Shipoopi. If she kisses on the very first date she’s probably a hussie.
92. Angels = again, not in the religious sense. Very good people are angels :)

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
93. Is there one person you want to be with right now? = Yes, only saw her twice today and for 40 mins :(
94. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? = No
95. Did you sing today? = Of course, singing makes time pass.
96. Any regrets? = of course, but meh                                                          97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? = I dont think I would, everything’s turned out great for me :)                                                        98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be? I do not know
99. Are you afraid of falling in love? = Too late (cheeseyness over now people, you can stop throwing up now)
100. Posting this as 100 truths? no actually, :D

Consider this as something instead of hearing my rant about how shit today was.

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Apr 21
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Summer: The most uncomfortable season

I hate summer. For all the good stuff it provides like going out in the holidays, festivals and wearing shorts, it has 2 more things that are bad about it. Here is my list of resons for hating summer.

  1. Hayfever. This won’t apply to most people so they won’t care about the people who suffer from it, i.e. Me. It is hell. I scratch my eyes constantly which causes more pollen to get into them which makes the whole experience, and I also get really badly bloodshot eyes and it isnt generally good for my already crappy eyesight. If my eyes are really bad, I also have to take eye drops, which isn’t nice, as it runs down the back of your throat after half an hour, and it tastes horrible. I also sneeze loads, which is uncomfortable and can be awkward around people. So I have to take a big pill every morning, and if I forget then the day will be hell and you’ll be hearing a lot more about it.
  2. The heat. Even today, in spring time, it was unbearably hot. My back was burning through lunmch which was really annoying. This became worse after hugging Daisy for a fair while, and my arm was actually sweaty :/ Not nice. And it’s set to get worse. This in turn makes the previous point even worse for me.
  3. The inconvinience of constantly opening and closing windows around the house. A point of lesser importance but annoying all the same.
  4. Walking around places. This becomes much more difficult and tiresome as the heat gets worse. Especially when you have to wear a suit. This will also get worse when I’m expected to trek into town every other day in the holidays. They will make me do football and general exercise, when all I really want to do in heat is lie around in shade like a sloth. At least sloths are adapted to their naturally hot environment.
  5. Chavs. They come outised a bit more when it’s good weather, as it makes there job of stabbing people like me more easier. They also go down to Hartham and play football for hours on end and get topless. I really don’t want to watch weezy topless chavs cutting eachother up over football when I’m trying to relax with friends.

If I think of any more points, I’ll add them up there.

My favourite season is Autumn, as this is when the plants die, and I can finally go outside without the help of pills and eye drops. And also because it rains. And I do love rain, so much more nicer than sun and humidity.

Another thing that’s annoying me at the moment is some leaks that I’m listening to from Dream Theater’s new album. They don’t sound too good. It sounds like a death metal parody, to quote one Mr Stuart Astbury. It’s not too Dream Theater-y at all. I don’t like it. I’m still gonna get the album and I’m keeping my hopes up but meh.

Stay Sweet homies xxx

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Apr 13
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Moop

Well, it’s looking like it is shaping up to be one hell of a boring week. Mainly because now I’ve passed my theory test my parents are telling me to revise for exams. Boo. And I also have tons of work and organising to do, which I hate with a vengeance. And also Daisy is away on holiday this week and I doubt people will be bothered to do much, so not a lot in the way of fun times. I might be going to a mate’s band’s gig at St. Albans tomorrow, but I doubt it cos I haven’t spoken to him in a while and St. Albans is effort to get to by yourself. But hopefully by saturday all will be better as Daisy is coming back and people will want to go out and it’ll be fun before school.

But for the mean time I’m bored as fuck, and we’ve got one of my mum’s friends round for dinner and I cba to talk. And there is a fuck load of chocolate to get through (my mum made a chocolate cake, her friend has brought us some chocolate cake and i have a 500g Dairy Milk bar to eat). So, as a way of dealing with boredom, I played around with a song by Dream Theater in Audacity and made a video which i have now uploaded onto youtube. So here it is:

Hope you all have fun this week.

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